What not to ask

I have a long list of questions or conversations that are warning signs of bad times to come with a client / job. One of my favorites is when someone asks for layerd PSD files. A- It happens early on, usually before the job is even in house. So I can end the relationship before it begins. So headaches are avoided.

B- It shows right off the bat that this person is not a professional and has no idea how the business works. So they will drive you crazy as you have to explain industry standards over and over.

C- So you want 50-60 files done at 50 megs. Those layered files would be 500-800 megs each. The sheer size of it makes it way more expensive / impratical to transport.

D- If it's that important to you to tweak out the files when we are done. There is no reason you can not tweak out a flattened tiff.

Other things I love:

Low rez jpgs to high rez tiffs.

Composite source materials that do not match lighting or angle.

Proprietary RAW file formats. I'm looking at you Sinar.

I could continue but then I would have to go back to bed and cry into my pillow for a few hours.

Now, I gotta get back to work. Thank you for your time.

I love beer

The challenger single hop red fresh from lauralwood brew pub equals epic awesomeness! If you have the means, I highly suggest you partake of this delicious beverage. Now please pass the gray poupon...

When life gives you...

Lemonade

More than 70,000 advertising professionals have lost their jobs in this “Great Recession.” Lemonade is about what happens when people who were once paid to be creative in advertising are forced to be creative with their own lives.

I know many, so so many people who can relate to this. I honestly know more un-employed people now then I have ever known. And we are talking about the living in the bars right out of college days as well. People always had some kind of job. Scary stuff going on out there.

Banksy interview

BANKSY - SWINDLE Magazine

I stenciled the door of an electrical block in south London and recently someone sawed it off and sold it at a famous auction house for £24,000, but in that same week Islington council power sprayed off eight of my new stencils on one road. What I’m finding is art is worth whatever someone is willing to pay for it, or willing to pay to not have to look at it...

The art world is the biggest joke going. It’s a rest home for the overprivileged, the pretentious, and the weak. And modern art is a disgrace – never have so many people used so much stuff and taken so long to say so little. Still, the plus side is it’s probably the easiest business in the world to walk into with no talent and make a few bucks.

I think this is the first interview I have read with him and he sounds quite down to earth thank god.

Changes

Lament for a Dying Field - Photojournalism - NYTimes.com

“The business model is not working today,” she said. “So without some changes, it won’t work tomorrow.”

“The problem is that news photography is finished,” Ms. Riant said. “Gamma wants to go back to magazines and newsmagazines. We will stop covering daily news events to more deeply cover issues.”

The print world is changing dramatically, possibly dying, but something will come out of all of this. Crisis breeds opportunity. The first person to figure it all out will do very well.

Twitter versus Blogging.

Who ever thought that blogging would now be thought of as "long form" writing? Thanks for making us bloggers feel all grown up Twitter, we all owe you a big thanks. Plus, you have siphoned off the diary bloggers who can now Tweet about their breakfast without the need for a web browser. Not that I have anything against Twitter or blogging about breakfast for that matter. I have been the "single link" poster boy here for awhile now as well, so there ya go. But the difference between these two are what is interesting to me. Twitter is a mobile app in that it is made to be written and read on cell phones and the like. Blogging to me is like being in the Library. I want to roam and find new stuff and generally wander. As a young lad I spent many a afternoon in the Public Library wandering the aisles looking for poetry and art books. The nature of the internet constantly reminds me of this and the good blogs being a signpost to more interesting stuff.

Twitter on the other hand is direct personal updates often with no connection to anything else. Often of a very personal twist. A blog can link to other articles to numerate on a point and all sorts of other goodness. The nature of a Tweet is just that, "TWEET!" and gone. Which is great, not my thing mind you, but I think it's great.

Of course the pink elephant about this discussion is Iran and what has happened there. The very mobile nature of Twitter and the tie into phone communications makes it impossible to just shut off. This has proven it as a great documentary medium for current events that would otherwise be lost. It has also been key in organizing protests and the like. This has proven Twitter transformative without a doubt and defines it as something "New That No One Expected".

See this Onion piece for example (and lulz):

"SAN FRANCISCO—Creator Jack Dorsey was shocked and saddened this week after learning that his social networking device, Twitter, was being used to disseminate pertinent and timely information during the recent civil unrest in Iran."

Which is all amazing and insane and people much smarter then me need to parse this information and tell us what it all means. But getting back to the Twitter versus Blogging point here, I think it could possibly be the application that makes using the internet "Old Fashioned".

"And then, oh mah gawd, he like, sat down at a desk and opened a browser?! I mean who does that?!"

Is the computer desk / laptop the nostalgic "Dad at the table with breakfast and a newspaper" for the early internet folk?

Of course, 95 percent of blogs are essentially abandoned and 10 percent of the Twitters users account for more than 90 percent of tweets. So this is all hot air anyways and I am going to make a egg sandwich.

I'll post pics on my Photolog after I get done updating my Facebook profile.

Picasso and light painting, what more could you want.

Picasso: Drawing With Light -LIFE

LIFE photographer Gjon Mili visited Picasso in 1949. Mili showed the artist some of his photographs of ice skaters with tiny lights affixed to their skates jumping in the dark—and Picasso's mind began to race. The series of photographs that follows—Picasso’s light drawings—were made with a small flashlight in a dark room; the images vanished almost as soon as they were created.

This is just awesome and I have never seen these before. I think the fact that it's Picasso makes it much more interesting to me, but still enjoyable.

"For me, vision is an intelligent form of thought."

 -Andreas Gursky

what the heck?

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I am so giving this a try.....

Thanks Brantlea!