I am full of win.

Be Sad and Succeed: Scientific American

Next time you find yourself in a bad mood, don’t try to put on a happy face—instead tackle a project that has been stymieing you. Melancholy might just help you hit peak performance, reports Joseph Forgas, a professor of psychology at the University of New South Wales, in the journal Australasian Science.

I guess this means I am very succesful. Now get off my lawn.